{"id":255,"date":"2011-03-22T14:21:11","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T13:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/?p=255"},"modified":"2011-03-25T13:32:43","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T12:32:43","slug":"you-talk-long-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/03\/22\/you-talk-long-time\/","title":{"rendered":"You Talk For Long Times: Tale of Two Agilities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I know for a fact, that the market is dead. It is easy to see why it is, and why everyone involved agile or agility or so bloody confused. <\/p>\n<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" height=\"390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fSFY1O5jogY\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>  <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fSFY1O5jogY\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>The Tale of Two Agilities<\/strong><\/a> by <strong>Barry Hawkins<\/strong>, XtraNormals.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p> Explicit material over 16&#8217;s only: adult, swearing, alcohol<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We do Agile at my job<\/li>\n<li>We have the Scrums, there is one everyday<\/li>\n<li>They are called compound statements. Books have lots of them. They are typically mastered from the age of three or four.<\/li>\n<li>Do you teach Rails?<\/li>\n<li>I have been to RailsConf, it was awesome, there were flags and chicks. Rad!<\/li>\n<li>I have told my Agile boss that we need maintenance programmers<\/li>\n<li>It is waste for me to do maintenance programming<\/li>\n<li>Maintenance programmers are cheaper, hardware is cheaper too<\/li>\n<li>We are agile we can change what we are doing every time, we don\u2019t plan, timelines are useless<\/li>\n<li>You talk for long times<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> PS: Barry Hawkins played this amusing YouTube video at the JavaPosse Round Up 2011 lightning talks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I know for a fact, that the market is dead. It is easy to see why it is, and why everyone involved agile or agility or so bloody confused. &#160; The Tale of Two Agilities by Barry Hawkins, XtraNormals.&#160; &#160; Explicit material over 16&#8217;s only: adult, swearing, alcohol We do Agile at my job [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32,46,75,10,68,35,29,31,26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":295,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xenonique.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}